The Boys Speak

I fried SPAM for the kids this morning.  Unfortunately, I fried it a little longer than they like.  It was slightly toasted on one side, which is perfect for me but is "burnt" to them.  They know they are not allowed to complain about the food but Carl always likes to comment anyway.  He used his most cheerful voice to pay me a false compliment:

CARL:  Wow!  This SPAM is really well cooked!

SOREN:  Yeah, it has carbon on it.  That's because SPAM is organic.

Thanks, boys.