ME: You are such a good brother.
SVEN: That's right. I am Carl's brother.
ME: And you are Leif's brother and you are Soren's brother.
SVEN: And I am your brother.
ME: No. You are my son.
SVEN: No, I'm not your son. I am your brother. Daddy is my brother.
ME: No, Daddy is your daddy.
SVEN: He's not my daddy. I'm Sven.
ME: Whatever.
SVEN: That's right. I am Carl's brother.
ME: And you are Leif's brother and you are Soren's brother.
SVEN: And I am your brother.
ME: No. You are my son.
SVEN: No, I'm not your son. I am your brother. Daddy is my brother.
ME: No, Daddy is your daddy.
SVEN: He's not my daddy. I'm Sven.
ME: Whatever.
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