Mom Remembers

CARL:  Knock, knock. ME:  Who's there? CARL:  Donut. ME:  Donut who? CARL:  Donut worry, it's just a joke! ME:  Wow, Carl!  That was  a joke!  That was funny! SCOTT:  Yeah, that actually made sense. CARL:  I am going to tell you a lot of jokes! ME:  Ok. CARL:  Knock, knock. ME:  Who's there? CARL:  Cheerio. ME:  Cheerio who? CARL:  Cheerio worry, it's just a joke!

CARL:  I'm going to sing you a song. ME: Ok. CARL:  It's a secret song. ME:  Ok. CARL:  It's called ABCs. ME:  I like that song. CARL:  ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXY and ... poop!  Now I know my AB poop!  Next time won't you poop with me?   (hilarious laughter)