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Soren Speaks

SOREN:  Mom, only you can prevent werewolves. ME:  Oh, okay.  Wait, did you say werewolves? SOREN:  Yeah.  You can put them in a ziploc bag or slash them with your sword.  That's how you prevent them.

Carl Speaks

I came into the bedroom to get Carl up from his nap.  He was just waking up, so I crawled into bed to cuddle with him a little bit.  It was very comfortable and I was thinking I might like a nap myself when Carl started to stir in earnest. ME:  Hey, Carl.  Did you have a good nap? CARL:  Yes.   [gets out of bed]   Now I am going to go play. ME:  OK. CARL:   [holds up two fingers]   You have two choices: you can get out of bed and play with me or you can stay in the bed. ME:  That's an easy choice.  I'll just stay here in the bed. CARL:  OK!  Have a good nap!