Mom Remembers

CARL:  I am!  No, I am!  I am! No, I am! ME:  Are you being millions of cats? CARL:  No. ME:  You could have fooled me. CARL:  I am being just one cat.

SOREN: Get off my chair or I will take you to time out. CARL: No!  Time out makes me sad. SOREN: No it doesn't.  Time out makes you feel happy. TIM: So ... how would you like me to take you  to time out, Soren? SOREN: No, time out makes me  feel sad.

TIM:  Carl!  You are so grown up!  You lost all your baby fat! CARL:  No!  Please give it back to me!